Trump Gives a Bizarre, Horrendously Untrue Lecture on Russian Military History

Trump runs over history with a truck, then shoots it with a bazooka as it lays dying

19 hours ago

Speaking to the New York Times about his visit in Paris the President of the United States, Donald Trump ended up giving the paper a bizarre lecture on Russian military history:

TRUMP: We had dinner at the Eiffel Tower, and the bottom of the Eiffel Tower looked like they could have never had a bigger celebration ever in the history of the Eiffel Tower. I mean, there were thousands and thousands of people, ’cause they heard we were having dinner.

[crosstalk/garbled]

HABERMAN: You must have been so tired at, by that point.

TRUMP: Yeah. It was beautiful. We toured the museum, we went to Napoleon’s tomb …

[crosstalk]

TRUMP: Well, Napoleon finished a little bit bad. But I asked that. So I asked the president, so what about Napoleon? He said: “No, no, no. What he did was incredible. He designed Paris.” [garbled] The street grid, the way they work, you know, the spokes. He did so many things even beyond. And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death. How many times has Russia been saved by the weather? [garbled]

[crosstalk/unintelligible]

TRUMP: Same thing happened to Hitler. Not for that reason, though. Hitler wanted to consolidate. He was all set to walk in. But he wanted to consolidate, and it went and dropped to 35 degrees below zero, and that was the end of that army.

[crosstalk]

But the Russians have great fighters in the cold. They use the cold to their advantage. I mean, they’ve won five wars where the armies that went against them froze to death. [crosstalk] It’s pretty amazing.

So, we’re having a good time. The economy is doing great.

So Russia won five wars because the enemy froze to death. Including's Hitler's army when he "wanted to consolidate" and Napoleon's army because he "didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities". But Russia also has "great fighters in the cold".

Look, we're not going to feign outrage about this. So a former American reality TV star has a horrendously mangled view of key episodes of Russian military history. So what? So does nearly every other American.

We also won't claim this is a big deal. Trump's understanding of Russian wars long past is hardly going to play a role in what kind of a president he is going to be.

But we are going to say this: it's no crime to not know a lot about a complex topic like Russian military history. But if that is the case, you may consider not making a fool of yourself and keeping your mouth shut.

Source:

http://russia-insider.com/en/politics/trump-gives-bizarre-horrendously-untrue-lecture-russian-military-history/ri20468

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