If you want a feel-good book, cover this one, in velvet, and don’t read it. HUMANS ARE NUTS.....the continuation (DON’T EVEN GO HERE if coffee isn’t your cup of tea)

(IT’S A WORK IN PROGRESS....subject to change when sober)

If you are reading this, I accidently posted my personal writings about humans and life, so do not read any further because, as the sign says, READING THIS SIGN IS ILLEGAL.

This work is fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Any reflection to real living humans is on purpose but intended only for humans that think deeper than a root canal and don’t mind the pain. If this is not you, the snow-flake protest area is over there.

(DAMMIT, HOW DID THIS GET POSTED without my permission)?

My scathingly caustic blistering venomous stinging cutting sharp-worded and sulfurous low-opinion-humor about humans would be much higher if they were taller.

That which is life (energy or whatever or God–to some) is obviously in everything–or everything would be dead meat, even rocks.

Since you didn’t do you or sky or earth, something else did. And since you do nothing to keep yourself alive except eat and poop, something is keeping human manure spreaders alive until their expiration dates (when it’s cheaper to bury the stinkers).

The way life works for you, is the way life works for you–you are your own circus mirror.

Your testimony of how life works is your interpretation–subject to your senses, thinking, beliefs, faith and other quirky and superfluous abilities.

If you have a popular or pet theology-story explaining or answering the questions of life, it probably brings you comfort or scares you to death–either way it decorates or masks the reality that actually is self-evident and turns it into something it isn’t except in your own mind and thinking which would not even hold up in a kangaroo court.

Belief and faith are substitutes for knowing–whereas knowing actually takes work–and if you are too lazy to examine your views, or afraid to, all your friends are probably monkeys too.

If you have not experienced a thing you do not know that thing–and if you say you know when you only believe or have faith, you’re lying, but most people let you get away with it because they are criminals too.

Belief and faith are tools (like a chainsaw or jackhammer) to ferret out truth, not substitutes for truth, and the cutting-point is, they are hazardous couches to set your lazy potato-butt on.

Everything that comes in through your five senses that you subject to your thinking should be suspects in a civil or criminal case and not taken as ultimate truth–but then we’re talking about humans, so never mind.