For your consideration with sarcasm alert.
Lymerick
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December 5, 2014

From the day we are born – we are taught! Everything we know is “given to us”, by others and what we “retain” we call learning. From numbers and letters to likes and dislikes – from hatreds and preferences to guilt and shame – we are all being TAUGHT! –

Excuse me? I’m Sorry, what is written above is a load of crap! Here is what I really meant to say to clear it up!

We KNOW that ALL OF OUR BELIEFS AND UNDERSTANDINGS ARE CORRECT because the lessons that we are learning can be traced very far back in TIME – TO MAJOR WORLD UNIVERSITIES! That’s how “we know” (wink-wink) that what we are being taught is perfectly correct!

None of these Universities would EVER have people in them that belong to secret societies! None of these Universities would ever have among their ranks people running them who had a collective secrecy agenda, and none of these Universities would ever “answer” to others who are outside and above them!

Thats how we ALSO KNOW that there would “never be” children in secret government projects around the world taken out of school and secretly “taught” by the CIA or MI-6 about the way things “really” are. And when asked by these same children who are only 8 and 9 years old – why what they are learning in “regular school” is so different that what they are now being taught – they would never be TOLD by the CIA that everything they are learning in regular school is a LIE – and that because they are now “working” on secret government projects – they are NOW SPECIAL and therefore they get to know the TRUTH.

We KNOW that none of us could EVER be under “MIND CONTROL” because everything we have been taught has been given to us by those who “LOVE” us!

Like the CATHOLIC CHURCH! They LOVE US! Because of them – we can “go to heaven”. Or, like the GOVERNMENT! They LOVE US! Because of them – we get to live in the best – richest and smartest country in the whole WORLD!

The police LOVE US! They protect us! Because of them, we are safe! The MILITARY LOVES US! The Generals all want us to be safe! They never waste a single life unless it is to “protect” our country which is the best in the world! My military friends coming back from Afghanistan have never told me that all they ever did was guard poppy fields and then load planes coming back to the United States with opium. I KNOW THE TRUTH! They never told me that!

I KNOW what I’m talking about because every school and University tells me what is so! I’ve got a MASTERS DEGREE – SO THEREFORE I’M SMART! So I can safely conclude that what I’m saying here is not about beliefs! IT IS ABOUT FACT!

I’ve never been “told” what to believe – I’ve been TAUGHT! There is a difference my friends. So this idea about “propaganda” and this idea about MIND CONTROL – I just don’t understand where all of this is coming from!

When I watch the television news like CNN, or MSNBC, or FOX – my true hero’s tell me EXACTLY what is happening in the country and around the WORLD! And after watching several hours in an evening – I can safely say that I am “totally up to date” and have it all down! I don’t have ANY beliefs – JUST FACTS!

Anyway – I’M A NEW-AGER! Just to be clear! Sure, sure – I know that what the church says is true – but I wanna be safe! I’ve got FOUR really good “channelers” who are teaching me now! They are “teaching me now” about the other side and heaven! They are basically saying the same thing the church said – only with a slight twist! IM NOT MIND CONTROLLED – I’M BEING TAUGHT, DAMN IT! There’s a difference!

They tell me that EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS HERE ON EARTH – WE WANTED! Sounds good to me! Like all of the wars – we wanted that!
Anyone who gets killed? – They had it coming! – It was their KARMA!
I chose my parents – so when they beat the ever loving CRAP out of me every day – THAT’S WHAT I WANTED!

I chose that pain, because I needed to hurt every day! My channelers said so and they would never LIE TO ME – THEY LOVE ME! THEY TELL ME SO! Just like my priest – he used to tell me how much he loved me – and now my channeler DOES THE SAME THING! MIND CONTROL? PHOOEY!

I’ve GOT A MASTERS DEGREE – SO I’M SMART!

My channeler tells me I’m going to ASCEND soon! I don’t have to do anything either! Just like my priest used to tell me! All I had to do is BELIEVE in the church, and I was going to heaven! Now, all I have to do is believe my channeler and ask for ASCENSION and I’M GOING! SEE HOW EASY IT IS?

MIND CONTROL? PHOOEY! IVE GOT A MASTERS DEGREE – SO I’M SMART!

My channeler now tells me that all I have to do is pay attention to myself! All I have to do is to take care of MY OWN LIFE! I LIKE THAT – BECAUSE IT REALLY REQUIRES VERY LITTLE EFFORT TO DO THAT!

Everything going on out there? THATS NOTHING – THERE IS NO OUT THERE! THE PLANET? – THE ANIMALS? – THE PEOPLE?
THEY ALL WANTED WHAT THEY ARE GETTING – IT’S THEIR KARMA!

MIND CONTROL? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? PHOOEY!

IVE GOT A MASTERS DEGREE – SO I’M SMART!

Now, that I’ve finally cleared everything up for you – you can rest easy! Its simple – there is no such thing as belief – propaganda – or mind control – JUST FACT! (My Channeler told me so!)