Just think of me as a mind Proctologist who is offering you a mental enema in order to flush all the nutty programming that is causing you mental constipation.

“Just the facts,” Mam.

Facts are, we are born, have pleasure and pain, and die, all the rest are details.

No need to get upset over the details. Life will be what it will be, often in spite of our best efforts to make it what we want.

Adding to that, life is what it is and not always what we think it is, and then when it is what it is instead of what we think it is or think it should be, most folks get stressed instead of accepting the reality that actually exists, a reality that cannot be changed because it has happened or is happening. Kinda nuts. But since humans are nuts, kinda expected.

We don’t always get what we want, “and that’s a fact,” Mam. “Might as well get used to it, Mam.”

There’s a plan afoot by the ultra way up there elite rich power brokers to genocide 90% of the world population (an excellent parody “tell all movie” is, Kingsman: The Secret Service, a 2015 film/video).

I don’t know if the economic collapse is on schedule or if world war three is on schedule, but the interesting point is that both are on someone’s schedule. That’s life.

Do you ever get mad at a dog for being a dog? So why get mad at a madman for being a madman? The animal kingdom is not separate from the human animal kingdom and there are mad dogs among us who do exactly what a mad dog is supposed to do, just like a dog is programmed to be a dog, and, “that’s just the fact, Mam.

Shit happens people do things that’s life.

If you’re going to kick against the pricks expect to get pricked .... and bloody. The pricks are the sharp realities that makeup daily life that are inevitable, like people thinking life should kiss their ass instead of kicking it (if you don’t have an ass, a donkey or horse will do).

Life is life, the rest is crazy thinking, which is also life, which is why life is crazy.

I never expect life to be anything but what it is, because to expect life to be what it is not is to expect what never will be and cannot possibly be.

Humans are nuts, and if you’re an avocado, you’re a really big nut, but not as big as a coconut, “and that’s a fact,” Mam. nem