Found via Ulsterman's summary:

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President to Play Golf While Fate of World Decided
Posted on March 28, 2015, 10:18 am by Keith Koffler

It’s the final, tense days of 18 months of negotiations over one of the most critical treaties of modern times – the terms under which Iran will either be permitted or not permitted to obtain a nuclear weapon.

It will be permitted to obtain one, but stick with me here.

The president’s emissaries, led by his Secretary of State, are in Switzerland feverishly negotiating the final details, hoping to ensure the toughest bargain possible to prevent the advent of an historic new peril to the world: Nuclear weapons in the hands of Iran’s crazed Islamist theocrats.

The president this weekend will be hunkered down in the Situation Room, in constant touch with his envoy, issuing last-minute orders and ensuring that his careful instruction are complied with and none of his red lines are crossed.

[...NOT.]

~~~ Now read what really happened: ~~~

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2015/03/28/president-play-golf-fate-world-decided/

[But not to worry. Rest assured that IRANIAN-BORN de facto President Valerie Jarrett has has everything going just the way she wants it...]