1. Their buildings are crumbling down
Croatia has a heritage that dates back thousands of years ago, spectacular buildings such as the Pula Arena, the sixth largest Roman amphitheater in the world.
2. Their passenger jets have no wheels
Last year, in contemporary European aviation history was introduced the first seaplane service in Croatia. Travel like never before.
3. Their buss look funny
With more than a thousand islands to choose from, travel by ferry is a romantic part of Croatian holidays.
4. Their taxis look different
And if you have money for a taxi, why not enjoy a speedboat under the sky?
5. The food looks comic
Each Croatian region has its own kitchen, and all have one thing in common - the freshness of the ingredients!
6. The wine is unspeakable
With 130 indigenous grape varieties, including original Zinfandel, exploring wine is a challenge. How do you pronounce Grk?
7. Their dresses are funny
Croatia is a land of traditions, and many festivals include spectacular traditional dresses.
8. Their music has no instruments
Dalmatian a cappella is spectacular, UNESCO's intangible world heritage.
9. They talk a lot about olives
Croatian olive oil is among the best in the world, something that you will encounter a lot during your vacation.
10. All their cities are made of stone
If you are looking for modern skyscrapers along the sea, then you are in the wrong place. The coast is full of picturesque stone masonry cities.
11. They eat octopus
One of the most popular and unknown dishes is octopus. Do not leave without you have ordered octopus salad.
12. They have the weirdest food festivals
They eat dormice, celebrate bob with ice cream, and even have chestnut festival that visit 40,000 people.
13. An simple coffee takes an hour
No such thing as fast coffee.
14. They do not understand the concept to wake up on time
Time is relative, perfect for a lazy holiday.
15. There is almost no sand in beaches
A non-sandy beach concept is unknown. Just look at the cleanliness and water.
16. Summer is to hot
What do you do in the summer with non-stop sun, the 1000 islands, and more than 1000 km of beach coastline?
17. Winter is to cold
Croatia is known as a Summer resort, but attractions such as Plitvice Lakes are stunning in Winter.
18. They have more UNESCO heritage than World Cup medals
Seven in all, the evidence of the rich Croatian heritage and it's natural beauty.
19. Their fish must swim three times
First in the sea, then in olive oil while cooking, then in wine, as part of a meal. Quality and freshness, caught and prepared to enjoy in Croatia.
20. Spanish word "manana" (eng. Tomorrow) comes from Croatian word "little by little" (and is related with Croatian more energetic concept known as "No Problem")
The pace of life in Spain can be world famous, but that in Dalmatia could bring it under scrutiny.
21. Weather never changes
With an average of 2718 sunshine hours per year, Hvar is the sunniest islands in Europe.
22. They think they the best beaches in the World
You will not find Croat/ Croat Woman who says that the beaches are better anywhere else.
23. They think that they have the best Sea in the World
You will not find Croat/ Croat Woman who says that the Sea is better anywhere else.
24. They think that their way of life is the best in the World
And while the World is proving itself and fighting, this is the life on the Split waterfront every day of the year.
25. After a week in Croatia, you will never want to return back home
Once you have visited it, you'll love it and you will not ever want to leave it.
How to explain this to your boss when you return home?
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Source:
http://www.privatni-smjestaj-hrvatska.com.hr/25-razloga-zasto-nikada-ne-bi-trebali-posjetiti-hrvatsku
Link noted at:
http://www.jutarnji.hr/25-razloga-zasto-nikada-ne-biste-trebali-posjetiti-hrvatsku/1315935/?secId=79&foto=1
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This is not a propaganda stunt.
It is funny how it's author, Paul Bradbury, a stranger, got us in cross hairs.
IZAKOVIC
