Sent in from CGI member Cmanynames (Cath)
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Until you actually take the time to research the amount of lies and lies and lies the establishment media deliberately spread, you can’t begin to fathom just how bad things are. By the time I was done going through the entire year, I literally, no joke, had 11 pages of headlines to choose from for these awards.
Remember the good old days when “bias” was the media’s biggest problem?
Well, as you will see below, today’s media are full-blown gangsters — liars, extortionists, and champions of violence.
Here’s 2017’s list of winners.
Onward to 2018…
Hot Taker Whose Idiotic Hot Takes Hot Taked Him Into a Jackass the Left and Right Laugh at in Unison
Tie…
CNN’s Chris Cillizza
CNN’s Chris Cillizza
Runner up: CNN’s Chris Cillizza
This Year’s Chief Stenographer for Democrats Desperate to Spread Fake News Smears
NBC’s Kasie Hunt
Most Misleading Use of the Word ‘Credible’
Fox News
Supplying the Most Proof the Media Should Not Be Reporting on Guns
USA Today’s Chainsaw Bayonet
Runner up: CNN
2018’s Biggest Credibility Collapse After Suffering 2017’s and 2016’s Biggest Credibility Collapse
CNN’s Jake “The Most Mistrusted Journalist In America” Tapper
Easter’s Biggest Asshole
CNN’s Jim Acosta
Such a Big Liar Special Counsel Robert Mueller Felt the Need to Say Something
A gazillion-way tie:
McClatchy
The Daily Beast
The Guardian
Vox
Washington Post
Reuters
The Hill
Disgraced Watergate Reporter Who Forgot the Cover Up’s Worse than the Crime
Carl Bernstein
Democrat Party’s Most Vital Ally For the 2018 Mid-Terms
Fox News
The Dan Rather Award for Just Making Shit Up
The New York Times
The Worst Prediction Predicted By a Fake News Outlet that Knew It Was a Lie When Predicting It
CNN
Award for “Manufactured Outrage Over a Policy You Didn’t Care About When Obama Did It”
While listing the fake news outlets guilty of this I ran out of Internet.
Most Satisfying Self-Own of 2018
Time Magazine
Most Satisfying Self-Own Committed By a Guy Who Reminds You of a Supporting Godfather Character
Chris Cuomo
The Relentless Piece of Fake News That Is So Relentless and Fake It Is Now White Noise
Trump’s going to fire Robert Mueller
Worst Math Score By a Fake Indian’s Media Fluffer
The Boston Globe
Most Eager to Jump All Over Trump’s Penis
CNN’s Jake Tapper
Most Eager for a Second Helping of Trump’s Penis
CNN’s Jake Tapper
The Tree that Fell In the Neocon Forest
The Weekly Standard
Greatest Impersonation of Joe McCarthy
Tie:
CNN’s Chris “The Fredo” Cuomo
CNN’s Brian “The Tater” Stelter
BuzzFeed’s Charlie Warzel
Most Dishonest Legal Analyst Not Named Jeffrey Toobin
Fox News’ Andrew Napolitano
Worst Homophobe Working at NBC News
Tie:
Joe Scarborough’s latest wife
Joy Reid
“Be Careful What You Wish For” Award
The New York Times would like to thank Donald Trump for this award…
“Columnist so Shrill Only Dogs Can Hear Her” Award
Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin
“Columnist so Dumb Forrest Gump Points and Laughs” Award
Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin
Column Should Be Named “Mean-Girling without Principles” Award
Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin
“The Potbelly Calling the Kettle Black” Award
CNN’s Ana Navarro
The “I Say These Things Cuz I Have Nowhere Else To Go If CNN Fires Me” Award
Tie…
CNN’s SE Cupp
CNN’s SE Cupp
Biggest Piece of Fake News Spread By a Tax Dollar-Sucking Welfare Queen
NPR
Award for Proving Orwell Correct
New York Times
“Educated But Still Breathtakingly Stupid” Award
Tie…
BuzzFeed
Daily Beast’s Sam Stein
Most Amount of Effort Put Into a ‘Bombshell’ No One Cares About
L.O.L.
“Warmest Embrace of Domestic Terrorism” Award
Tie:
CNN’s Chris Cuomo
CNN’s Don Lemon
“Had No Place to Go But Up and Still Went Down” Award
CNN’s ratings
Dumbest Attempt to Get Crooked Hillary Off the Hook
Y’all are weak.
“Biggest Surrender to the Reality that Everyone Hates You” Award
White House Correspondents’ Association
Dumbest Person on TV Not Named Wolf Blitzer or Jim Acosta
CNN’s April Ryan
The Winner of 2018’s “Bye, Felicia” Award
Free Agent Megyn Kelly
“Worst Prediction Made By a Half-Witted Peacock Who Dyes His Hair too Dark” Award
CNN’s Jim Acosta
“Predictions That Would Get You Fired If the Media Weren’t a Cult” Award
Tie:
Axios’ Mike Allen
NBC’s Chuck Todd
Tater
“Hate Makes You Dumb” Award
AP
Award for Failing to Understand Atticus Finch is the Good Guy in ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’
NBC’s Kate Snow
Dumbest-ass Historian Award
NBC’s Jon “The Newsweek Killer” Meacham
The Glenn Thrush Award for Super-Duper Creepy He-Man Woman-Haters Club
Tie…
NBC’s Nicolle Wallace
CNN’s Jim Acosta
Washington Post’s Aaron Blake
NeverTrump’s Cheri Jacobus
ABC’s Terry Moran
Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin
CNN’s Drew Griffin
CNN’s Jake Tapper
…and most especially Politico
The “Rape Is Merely Harassment When Bill Clinton’s Accused of It” Award
CNN’s Christiane Amanpour
Worst Performance During a Hurricane
The Weather Channel’s Mike Seidel
The Hillary Clinton Award for Paranoid Liar Who Gets Away With It Cuz Our Media Is Garbage
NBC’s Joy Reid
Catfight of the Year
Meowwww….
Deep State Fluffer of the Year
The Weekly Standard
“Most Hysterical Comment Made By a Terrible Musician” Award
Trump ‘Opens the Door’ for Genocide By Calling Omarosa ‘Dog’
This Year’s “Alex Jones Is Still Here and You’re Not” Award
The Weekly Standard
Award for Hiring an Unrepentant Racist
Tie…
New York Times
CNN
Most Sincere Call for Fascism
The Daily Mail’s David Martosko
Second Most Sincere Call for Fascism
New York Times’ Maggie Haberman
The “Holy Shit You REALLY Love Fascism” Award
CNN’s Phillip Mudd
“Most Willing to Forgive Concentration Camps If Mike Pence Is Getting Owned” Award
Tie…
Every Establishment Media Outlet in America
“Most Pathetic Attack On a Supreme Court Nominee Ever” Award
New York Times
Retraction of the Year Not Performed By CNN
… or CNN
Tie…
NBC News
Washington Post
ABC News
The Washington Post again…
The Jennifer Rubin Award for Shrillest Piece of Fake News Spread In the Shrillest Way Possible
Jennifer Rubin
Lying Liars Who Lie Just to Hear Themselves Lie Award
NBC’s Andrea Mitchell
CNN’s Jim Sciutto
NBC’s Katy Tur
NBC’s Ari Melber
“What Do You Call a Good Start?” Award
Faster, please.
“Lecture Us Some More About Real Conservatism” Award
National Review
“Most In-Depth Investigation Into a Company By That Same Company That Found Absolutely No Wrongdoing at Our Company” Award
NBC News
Wild-Eyed Conspiracy Theorist of the Year
Tie…
Tater
Tater
Hogg
The “You Gunna Believe Me Or Your Lying Eyes” Award
CNN’s Alisyn Camerota
The “Sexual Harassers’ Bestest Media Friend” Award
New York Times’ Amy Chozick
The “ROTFLMFAO” Award
Tie…
NBC’s Chuck Todd
CNN Chief Jeff Zucker
The “You Might Want To Spend Some Time Outside the Beltway” Award
NBC’s Chuck Todd
The “Elephant? What Elephant?” Award
The Daily Beast
Failing Upwards Award
CNN’s Chris Cuomo
The “Laws are for Little People” Award
New York Magazine’s Olivia Nuzzi
The “Don’t Let Me Stop You From Booing a Rape Victim” Award
CNN’s #JakeSoWoke Tapper
Fake Doctor of the Year
CNN’s Sanjay Gupta
The 2018 Fareed Zakaria Award for Plagiarism
Daily Beast’s Lizzie Crocker
The Bruce Willis Award for Government Shutdown Batshit-Crazy
CNN
2018’s “Trump’s Presidency Has Already Outlasted Your Career” Award
Michael Wolff
“The “Fake-Fake-Fake Newsing Your Way to a Big Promotion” Award
CNN’s Jim Sciutto
Runner Up…
CNN’s Jim Sciutto
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Until next year….