I received this post today. It was sent by Michael V. Lewis. I do not know if he is the author or just the poster, but thanks to him I began my day with a chuckle.--Jana

YOU TOO CAN BE A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR!

Becoming a Holocaust survivor will open millions of new
horizons for you! A wide range of specialty fields in Shoah Business
are open to you through the college of Hebrew Youth Public Education
(HYPE.)

*Learn DOCUMENTATION ALTERATION where you can make ANYONE into
a wanted Nazi war criminal! Special instruction from former Soviet
KGB operatives, the folks who gave our industry the famous, one-of-a-kind
"Demjanjuk SS ID card"!

*Major in KOSHER ACCOUNTING, the most creative number-crunching
system ever evolved, where everything add up to six million!

*Make your fortune in the lucrative field of REPARATIONS
RACKETEERING! Learn how to extort money from the European country
of your choice by finding "Nazi gold" hidden in every bank account!

*Get into the incredibly profitable HOLOCAUST BOOK BUSINESS!
A hose nose and one of our diplomas will certify you as a HOLOCAUST
EXPERT. In addition to the book sales there are the lecture tours,
the media appearances, the guest speaker circuit at fancy-schmancy
Holocaust drinkie-dos, and above all those eye-popping CONSULTANCY
FEES! Being a recognized Holocaust maven is a license to print money!

*Learn HOLOCAUST MUSEUM MANAGEMENT and have your own personal
fantasy land! Maybe even build your own Holocaust theme park complete
with weekend package tours in an authentic replica Nazi concentration
camp, complete with striped suits, wash-off tattooed numbers, and
SS-uniformed "guards"!***

*Like to travel? Then become a professional WAR CRIMES WITNESS!

At graduation from HYPE you will receive a diploma, a tattoo
(your social security number, but no one will ever be so impolite as to
point it out), and your MEAL TICKET FOR LIFE!

Fairy tales CAN come true! It can happen to you at Hebrew Youth
Public Education......