Linda Tripp has just been fired by the Clinton Administration.

Public pressure kept them from doing this before now, but with Clinton on the eve of leaving the White House, I guess he believes he can tie up loose ends before he goes.

What other loose ends will he tie up?

Will he pardon Jonathan Pollard?

Will he declare all of California a National Park? (That way we wouldn't need any electricity.)

Will he sign a treaty giving our country to the United Nations?

And if Jamie Lee Witt resigned on the 16th... who is the head of FEMA in case some huge disaster happens?

And if we have a huge disaster that causes martial law... will Eric Holder take over the United States military? Or will it be John Ashcroft?

Oh dear... it looks like the railroad cars full of shackles and guillotines are pulling out of the round house right now. They are on their way to round up all the Democratic liberals and send them off to the re-education camps.

Just as we have been telling you... it's all a huge LEFT WING CONSPIRACY!

Just wait... if G.W. is lucky enough to survive the inauguration, we can prepare for a mirror image of the Clinton years.

Oh YUK!!

However, there is a ray of hope. Jesse Jackson has "stepped aside". Maybe whoever took him out and had a chat with him will do the same with the rest of the trouble makers who have been dividing and conquering our country.

The country has been out of balance for years now... it is time that we can swing back to the center... or even a little bit more... back to the moral values that once made this country strong!