Here's an old Thrill written two years ago. Too bad Gore didn't heed my words. It would have saved him a lot of chad-counting and banking digits.--Jana

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The Thrill Report #120298
Election 2000: Results Are In

Al Gore lost the Presidential race 2000. Go Gore! Good for you! You have just taken a step up on the ladder to self respect. I knew you had it in you! Congratulations.

CNN (Comedy Not News) snubbed Al Gore this morning. Cut him off in the middle of his speech with a statement about returning when Clinton was about to speak or words to that effect. That, my friends, was the announcement of the results of yesterday's election in a "NUT" shell. I told you, Jr. Bush won the election yesterday. It was held in Israel. He was anointed and appointed President of The United States (aka Snakes) of Israel, 2000. (See TTR #120198 The Jr. Bush Goes Begging.)

Surely you "voters" didn't think you had anything to do with something as important as electing a president, did you? You didn't really believe all that hog laundry about how your humble little vote really counted, did you? You're not that gullible, are you? Of course, your money counts, but that's all that counts. It's a pyramid scheme and they need your money to make it work. Now if you really want to pour your hard earned money down a rat hole, go ahead, give it to the various theatrical campaigns staged just for you, er...I mean...just for your money. It's up to you. You have been warned.

Personally I think your money would be better spent doing something healthy for your children and your neighbor's children, and your neighbor's neighbor's children, and your neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's children, and your neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's children, and your neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's, neighbor's children. That should just about reach every child around the world, don't you think?

The only thing important about you to the claptrap pyramid schemers is your contribution to the coffers, otherwise you are nothing more than bothersome minutiae. If they could figure out a way to get the same amount of work from a blind termite, you would be toast. But they're working on it and you're funding it. It's called "scientific research". You think you're paying them to find cures to all these dreaded diseases that have been unleased on you but they're not going to cure you of anything. They're not looking for cures. Are you kidding? Do you really think they are that stupid, or altruistic? Fat chance. Making you sick is BIG BUSINESS. They use your money to invent new diseases. You are funding your own misery. You are being used like a laboratory rat on Viagra.

"Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.

Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been. ['The rich have got their channels in the bedrooms of the poor' --L. Cohen, Tower of Song, I'm Your Man]
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time, provided with toys and Scouting for Boys. [Pedophilia urges?]
You bought a guitar to punish your ma.
And you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool. ['We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control...' --Pink Floyd, Another Brick in The Wall]
So welcome to the machine. [...the diabolical pyramid scheme aka NWO]

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream [The American Dream aka MIND CONTROL].
You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar. ['Money...money...money...money...' --Cabaret, the Film]
He always ate in the Steak Bar [flesh eater] He loved to drive in his Jaguar [penile image conveyance].
So welcome to the machine."
--Pink Floyd "Welcome to the Machine" Wish You Were Here.

So go ahead, fawn all over your enemies, kneel to their master, but don't cry to me when you are replaced by those BLIND TERMITES I warned you about. Or you could stand up for yourself, that is if you're not totally embalmed. And if there's still a flicker of LIGHT in you. turn to it, protect it, make sure it doesn't go out. DARKNESS IS MADNESS TO A HUMAN BEING.

YOUR LIGHT IS WITHIN YOU. HOLD FAST TO IT. DO NOT MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL. He gets to you through that stuff in your wallet and that serpent between your legs. OVERCOME, don't overcum! OVERCOME, don't overspend.

"And it's shattering to hear
you mustn't listen with your ear
But it gets to you...

"Yes, yes, yes, it gets to you
Yes, yes, yes, you
Yes, yes, yes, you
Yes, yes, yes, you
Yes, yes, yes
Yes, yes, yes...."
--Bee Gees "Jumbo" (1968)

Jana Janus
The Rogue Butterfly
Scribe in the Ancient Language of Thrill