The Thrill Report #071599 / THE THIEF IN THE NIGHT HAS COME!

I think that when I was in Russia Satan and his chosen ones held one big flea market and bought up most of the souls in America. I think all they had to do was rattle their clackdishs loud enough and the fluoridated, hypnotized population sold out at bargain abasement prices. It obviously didn’t take much effort for the chosen ones to pack the leftover carcasses in tidy monolithic human pyramid schemes either. Well, at least that’s what it looked like to me when I got back from Russia and took the scales off my eyes!

Act 9:18 And immediately there fell from his eyes as it had been scales: and he received sight forthwith, and arose, and was baptized

But guess what? Not to worry. All deals struck with Satan have been OFFICIALLY canceled. They were never valid in the first place because Satan had not the right nor the authority to make any “COVENANTS” with ANYONE about ANYTHING! He owned NOTHING ON EARTH, not even the fork on his nasty tongue, so all of his deals were crooked to begin with. Satan was a liar, a deceiver, and a monstrous mess-maker. He tricked and swindled everyone. He was a master hornswoggler. That was the only game he played. Really, it was the only game he knew how to play. He was cunning and conniving but he just wasn’t very smart.

Some took him seriously without realizing that whatever he did unto others he could damn well do unto them. They fell for that “chosen ones” line that he’s been handing out for thousands of years. They thought they were so special. They actually believed what Satan told them. They never made the obvious connection that a liar is A LIAR through and through. Fools that they were (and still are), they fell under their own spell and became LIARS in their own right.

The problem with them is they forgot that a million lies can never, ever equal one teeny tiny Truth. A lie has no foundation of its own. Just like the world itself. The world has no foundation of its own. It has squatted on The Earth. THE WORLD NEEDS THE EARTH! THE WORLD IS NOTHING, NO THING, WITHOUT THE EARTH. And you know what? The greedy bungarums never even said “Thank you”!

Well, The Earth does NOT need the world, nor does The Earth WANT the world. THE EARTH IS ANGRY! No, strike that, THE EARTH IS FURIOUS! I do not think anyone can comprehend just how FURIOUS The Earth really is! There is no scale that can measure it. I think it was the old Parkay Margarine commercial that stated, “It’s not nice to fool [with] Mother Nature.” Well they got that right.

It has taken Our Earth, Our Nourishing, Generous Nature Mother, a long time to raise the FURIES from the depths but they are moving fast now. When they surface ALL HELL’S GONNA BREAK LOOSE.

“My so-called friends have fallen under a spell. / They look me squarely in the eye and they say, "All is well." / Can they imagine the darkness that will fall from on high / When men will beg God to kill them and they won't be able to die?”/ --Bob Dylan “Precious Angel” Slow Train Coming

Repent NOW! What the HELL are you waiting for...HELL?

The Thief in the Night has Come!

Jana Janus / Omnipresent on The Mean Planet