The Thrill Report #120198.2 THE JR. BUSH GOES BEGGING

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SKULL AND BONES JOINS FORCES WITH THE CHOSEN ONES! The Jr. Bush goes begging to Israel for permission to become the next president of The United Snakes of Israel!

After the beating Texas took with the last few rounds of Monsanto-generated phony El Nino and La Nina, typical Skull and ("if you can't lick 'em, join 'em") Bones responded by sending their boy, armed with scads of Texas "heifers", to sacrifice at the altar of "the lord" of Israel.

The Head Dog of Israel, conferring with the aroma of "the lord", stands with his back to the kneeling Jr. Bush.

The Jr. Bush, speaking to the back of The Head Dog: "Oh Head Dog, oh mighty Dog of Israel, hear my plea, I'm on my knees. Please, please, pretty please, can I be the next president of The United Snakes of Israel? Can I? Can I? Pretty please, with sugar on top? I've been bad. I'm handy with poison. I'm a master of the lethal injection. I even did a born again Christian, and a woman at that! I'm good...I mean I'm bad, worse than my pop! Can I be the next president? Huh? Huh? Can I? Can I?"

The Head Dog slowly turns to The Jr. Bush and ceremoniously lifts his leg. You know what happens next. The Jr. Bush wished he had remembered his umbrella.

The damp Jr. Bush, looking up at The Head Dog, humbly asks: "Does this mean, 'yes?'"

Jana Janus The Rogue Butterfly Scribe in the Ancient Language of Thrill