I'm not joking. The following is from:
<http://www.adsx.com/prodservpart/verichippreregistration.html>:
***BEGIN***
Get Chipped
VeriChip Pre-Registration Program
VeriChip, the world’s first subdermal personal verification technology, announces a special, introductory pre-registration program. Sign up today to be among the first in the world to “Get Chipped.”
We invite you to fill out the pre-registration form below to qualify for this special introductory offer for the first 100,000 registrants and all qualified ADS Shareholders.
$50 Off - All ADSX stockholders of record will receive a $50 discount at the time of their "chipping" procedure.
$50 Off - First 100,000 registrants will receive a $50 introductory savings at the time of the their "chipping" procedure.
We appreciate your interest in VeriChip. This pre-registration program is designed to assist VeriChip Corporation in determining where and when to open Authorized VeriChip Centers in the United States. Pending further regulatory clarification, the Company will make announcements regarding the timing of future chipping procedures and Authorized VeriChip Centers.
Sign up today.
VeriChip
There when you need it.
VeriChip Pre-Registration Form
CONSUMER DISCLOSURE
BY SUBMITTING THE PRE-REGISTRATION FORM, THE CUSTOMER HAS NO OBLIGATION TO PURCHASE THE PRODUCT AT ANY FUTURE DATE. VERICHIP CORPORATION IS NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE, OR PLACE, AN AUTHORIZED VERICHIP CENTER IN THE PROXIMITY OF THE REGISTRANT'S ADDRESS. CURRENTLY, THE COMPANY IS ESTABLISHING NEW CENTERS IN VARIOUS LOCATIONS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY - PLEASE SEE THE AUTHORIZED VERICHIP CENTERS WEB PAGE FOR A LOCATION NEAREST YOU.
ONLY ONE DISCOUNT MAY BE USED PER PERSON. FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL THE VERICHIP CALL CENTER AT 1-800-970-CHIP.
***END***
